Vintage Black. Smooth as eggs my G. I say "fuck" a lot, I'm a Harry Potter fan, and I DO NOT have a tagged/me, it's tagged/Reese. Protect ya edges with a silk scarf, keep that skin moisturized, put some lemon in your water bottles now and then. Peace n shit.
Dutty Wine came on.
May have shown my mama how to dutty wine.
She may or may not have popped me.
I have Popeyes and chocolate cake.
”she’s just experimenting” ”it’s a phase” ”she’s confused” ”can I watch?” ”can I join?” ”you’re a lesbian? that’s hot” *continues to hit on you* ”you’re bi? wanna threesome?” ”lesbian sex doesn’t count” ”girls only do it for boys attention” ”she just needs to find the right man” ”I can change your mind” ”if you use dildos that means you really just want dick”
This is why I had to pump the brakes on this ultra fine ass dude I was ready to bus’ it wiiiide open for, but he was homies with this dude I don’t fuck with and just haaates me. Last thing I needed—good or bad—is him tellin our bedroom biz.
Ugh…that really sucks I’m sorry guh. And yup they will DEFINITELY do that (summa dem, not alladem) I’m very cautious about “who knows who” nahhh I don’t need the nigga that’s still mad 4 years later that I never called his punk ass again telling New Bae about me! Nawsuh.
but uh…get in my inbox, I wanna hear about dih fine dude, I need gossip thanks!
Not by the eyelashes!! You know them bitches don’t use good lash glue for all that anyway
Exactly! Ol’ cheap lash ass heffas, and yes I will drag a bitch by em if need be. I don’t like that shit at all!
RIGHTTT!!!!!!!!!!! Like if anything, it makes me wanna stop giving you the McLovin cause you can’t keep a secret boo.
RIGHT!! It’s nothing wrong with being proud like yeah my boo puts in work bitch ha! but details? like every fucking detail?? nigga?? no. I don’t even do that shit with my girls, they don’t need to know how it’s hanging, what thigh it sits on, what that mouth do…NOTHING. Just know I get it and it’s good. Period.
That’s awful. Sorry it happened to you babe…twice?!
Twice sugarface, TWICE. First time one of his female friends was dropping all these fucking hints and I snapped on her, turns out they used to date (I didn’t know…) and he was bragging like a dumb ass and she got jealous. Had to go off on her and she apologized. Second time, my ex was bragging AND SHOWING PICS to his boys, one of his boys propositioned me and I tried to break his fucking nose, and one of his other boys told me about the pics and that I needed to leave him alone. Just glad my face aren’t ever in my pics smh.
I don’t know why it has to be said, but it would be great if people learned to stop sharing the super intimate details of their sex lives with mutual friends. I don’t necessarily want your homegirls/boys to know what it is we do, or how we do it. Why are you giving visuals and details?? And I damn sure don’t need them making snarky comments and dropping hints that they know how we get down. Nothing wrong with being happy about your sex life but shorty smirking at me implying that she knows some shit, or ya boy asking me some disrespectful nasty nonsense, is gonna get both of y’all clapped up quickly. I’ve had that shit happen to me twice, and I hate it. It’s not even like “don’t mess with fuck boys” cuz that ain’t the cause, sometimes people just get excited and run off at the mouth without thinking. Sometimes you gotta shut the fuck up and enjoy your blessings.
Yas BISH yas
thank you mamas!
Lol you lucky I don’t have any of those hi-tops. I won’t live it out tonight but it’ll happen. He will be gettin the nastiest suck up after this Maze concert doe 💅💅
Girl bye I ain’t about to stop yo nasty shine, do that water thang I told you about, you don’t need the hi top Converses…I DO. pfft I got shit planned out in my head already.
real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes
cheese and tomatoes
cheese and tomatoes
cheese and tomatoes
c h e e s e a n d t o m a t o e s
This speaks to me on a spiritual level. Like I feel the need to do this tonight.
So you just gon go against the grain and live out my minuscule desire with Bae and then you lowkey brag about it in advance, like I ain’t just say that shit when I walked in the room?
(I want details..again…thank ya)