Smooth as eggs my G. I cuss a lot, I'm in love with pizza, and I DO not have a tagged/me, it's tagged/Reese. I rep for them fat girls with the fly lipstick and the fat bellies and asses, I stan for them fat boys with the chunky bellies and husky voices. Also, I'm a cat mama, I will reblog cats all day and you gon deal.
my favourite drake line of all time is in “all me” which, if you don’t know, is an ostentatious, victory lap-y diss track
and so drake goes, “i’m on a roll like cottonelle, i was made for all of this shit”
like i didn’t even know it was possible to affirmatively, positively compare yourself to toilet paper, but there it is, he did it
Yeah. You. >_>
(that’s how you side eye properly ya tall chump)
Someone signed me up for birthday parties at Providence night club in NYC. Ten tickets just came in the mail. This has to be the work of my best friend, I can’t remember signing up for anything and I haven’t been to a club in a year.
But “dresscode sexy and chic. no hats, heels mandatory. 2 Cirocs, 2 Rose for only $500.”
heels?? ONLY $500? :((((
I’m 5’5 too…tall as hell whoop whoop
Yo, we claiming our tallness?? We in this together?? Real talk we taller than Kevin Hart & Prince.
We giants Dee, GIANTS. *hair blows majestically in the breeze*
blackladyblue replied to your post “blackladyblue replied to your post: Keep finding out that the people…”
I’m 5’4, you are taller than me!!!
BUT IF WE SIT DOWN WE THE SAME! Lmfao fine!
kindredsmile replied to your post “Keep finding out that the people I’m cool with are taller than I am,…”
But I luh you doe
I love you too but still! Actually I don’t hold your tallness against you, it’s more the menfolk!
So check it, I’ll be in Union Square doing the movies/dinner/drinks thing with some friends, and you’re welcome to come along.
I’ll be there by 6:30, we’re going to see “300 pt.2” or whatever the official title is. (Fine Ass Shirtless Bloody Men Yelling Sparta Again is the the official title I think) and then we’re going over to Brother Jimmy’s.
I plan on being face deep in a fishbowl fulla liquor & laughing my ass off, so again, y’all are welcome to come through and celebrate my (well early) birthday with me.
Saturday- 3/15- I will STILL come through to the city for those who cannot make it Friday, but I need to know what y’all want to do. So I’ll just keep reblogging this til Friday afternoon.
Message me on the tumblr dot com if you got questions or comments.
And don’t come if you’re gonna be acting stank, I’m not having it. Thank you!
Keep finding out that the people I’m cool with are taller than I am, and if/when I meet y’all, it’s Charlie Horses all around.
Don’t be saying “thanks.” to me all dry with the period at the end. Say that shit with proper capitalization and an exclamation point so I can know you appreciate what I’ve just done for you.
"thanks." next time I won’t get you a drink. Lmao.
kindredsmile replied to your video “Marques Houston/Mike Jones- Naked (Remix) Audio upload limits tryna…”
The Lawd wanted me to succeed! By any means! I didn’t even know there was a damn upload limit, what’d I upload… 4 songs??
katchkenda replied to your post “I was going to upload Marques Houston/Mike Jones “Naked” remix, but…”
Soooo, I’m gonna need you to do that tomorrow. Because yes. That’s my song.
Girl I posted the video but I’m STILL gonna post the audio tomorrow!! Wouldn’t eem let me save it as a draft or in my queue.
*body rolls* don’t be afraaaaidd girrrrllllll
*pops in your general direction*