Smooth as eggs my G. I cuss a lot, I'm in love with pizza, and I DO not have a tagged/me, it's tagged/Reese. I rep for them fat girls with the fly lipstick and the fat bellies and asses, I stan for them fat boys with the chunky bellies and husky voices. Also, I'm a cat mama, I will reblog cats all day and you gon deal.
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
I am so tired of people acting like you can’t think about/celebrate or be concerned with more than one thing at a time.
This just in: [sarcasm] You CANNOT be concerned with more than one thing at a time. If you’re celebrating Boosie’s release, you can’t POSSIBLY be thinking about or petitioning for someone else who deserves to be free??
If you’re sad that a celebrity has passed away, you’re stupid because you didn’t know them personally, and you can’t do that.
You know what else grinds my gears? When something happens that someone thinks they’re better than or above and they do the pretentious thing:
"Well while ya’ll were worried about *insert activity they think is a waste of time*, I was *activity that makes them better than you*"
Example: “While y’all were bullshitting, arguing about your favorite rappers, I was at the Museum of Science, learning how we can become better at recycling and in turn save the world from pollution.”
Shut. The. Hell. Up. Please.
LOL I found the instrumental to Panty Droppa and I’m about to ruin my best friend’s life.
I will ruin ya whole life if this song comes on lol
Lmao it’s like..an obligation, you have to get it in when this comes on!
hahah ^ *dutty wines on table*
See that’s how you end up with a concussion! lmao
*makes sure weave is still tight*
*pushes table back*
Shit that’s the tune!! I’m finna butterfly in here.