Smooth as eggs my G. I cuss a lot, I'm a Harry Potter fan, and I DO not have a tagged/me, it's tagged/Reese. I love cats, pizza, r&b, and I stan for Dem Bellies. Words of wisdom? Protect your edges boys & girls, castor oil, coconut oil, praise Gawd. Keep that skin moisturized, put some lemon in your water bottles now and then. Amen. Do it for the dash.

 

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(Source: bearsnbritts)

toxicnebulae:

hey guys I’ve got some ideas:

  • instead of donning fat suits for a day, LISTEN TO AND BELIEVE FAT PEOPLE WHO DESCRIBE THEIR EXPERIENCES
  • instead of pretending to be a woman on a dating site, LISTEN TO AND BELIEVE WOMEN WHO DESCRIBE THEIR EXPERIENCES
  • instead of wearing a hijab for a day, LISTEN TO AND BELIEVE MUSLIM WOMEN WHO DESCRIBE THEIR EXPERIENCES
  • instead of trying on being part of an oppressed group like it’s a costume, DON’T
Anonymous asked
But seriously who cares about Soulja boy

bellecosby:

tuscansweaters:

uMmM don’t act like soulja boy didn’t shape your whole life from 2007-2010 when you were cranking that and turning your swag on and YAHH TRICK YAAAHHing everywhere so bitch please try again

 

adorableblerd replied to your post: Okay so, like if you’re legit mad that…

You looked some of those up. You had to, I was in band and I have no idea what a taragota is. I refuse to google it. What is that?!

Lol I was in band too for a few years. The taragota (I think it’s tarogoto proper) is a Hungarian woodwind instrument, looks a lot like a clarinet (which is what I played btw). Lol I didn’t look up anything other than how to spell timbale properly. 
Anywho, my teacher brought in a guest musician who had one and the name stuck out to me because of how he pronounced it.

minddribble replied to your post: Okay so, like if you’re legit mad that…

somebody really got mad because you called that lady tambourine? ok.

Every single time I make a joke lately, I get some salty anon. Girl..whatever lol.

naturalprose replied to your post: Okay so, like if you’re legit mad that…

TIMBALE BRAXTON. XD WHYYYY REESE, WHYYYYY

Lol I was tryna think of instruments that started with “T” lmao, and that popped into my head because of an Spongebob episode.

shylalen:

lacquerandcandy:

shylalen:

lacquerandcandy:

shylalen:

Reese is going to disown me shortly.

Bish I might! I’m forreal with these divorce and alimony papers on the desk, READY to be signed.

Fee you ain’t and can’t do it..

Caps caps caps

Oh you bold tahnight.
Poppin all that good shit. Listen here you can put them caps away, best calm that mofo Shift key!!! Hannnnnnnnnnnh

You got a lot go hot air in your chest. You best release it sis. But don’t try it with me. It ain’t gonna work out like you think *files nails*

I came here with my drink in my hand
Don’t make me leave here with my foot in yo ass 
BE COOL

Okay so, like if you’re legit mad that I referred to one of the Braxton sisters as “Tambourine Braxton” get over it.
I’ll fuck up your faves name on purpose at your dinner table, in front of your mama. It was all love boo, relax.

presentreign:

beautifully-outofplace:

blackfinesse:

lovelylavenderchild:

nerdfromthezou:

luxxy-chan:

dawnthebrawn:

IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT GET OUTTA MY FACE

Seriously oh my god this is unbelievable 

PERFECTION!!!!

The most hyped floor routine I have seen and that booty bounce…….

This routine was just amazing. 

bruhhhh i be wonderin why the routines are so stiff sometimes, you go girl 

hey girl!!!!!!

SHE JUST KILLED THE GAME

shylalen:

lacquerandcandy:

shylalen:

Reese is going to disown me shortly.

Bish I might! I’m forreal with these divorce and alimony papers on the desk, READY to be signed.

Fee you ain’t and can’t do it..

Caps caps caps

Oh you bold tahnight.
Poppin all that good shit. Listen here you can put them caps away, best calm that mofo Shift key!!! Hannnnnnnnnnnh