March 2012
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youandmrsjones asked: So you're at the grocery store , cart is full, you're right on schedule [because you have to be at your best friend birthday party in a few] on the way to the front you stop to grab something off the shelf and another shopper steals your cart. What do you do?
Mar 1st
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cocainelorraine asked: What nail polish you would shank a chick for should she attempt to take it from you?
Mar 1st
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Hey!
Fine ass people I asked questions of…uh yeah *looks at inbox*  DON’T GET GOT… I reblogged that damn thing too >__<
Mar 1st
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iambeeautiful: Run your fingers through my bushel of coils, I won’t stop you. In fact, if you dig a little deeper and let your fingertips dance across my scalp, I just might fall for you. Take the initiative; do it without being permitted and without instruction..I promise, it will lead to a day or night of unforgettable events. 
Mar 1st
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fattielovesfashion replied to your post: Maybe I’m not seeing the joke, or I’m being… Wait what? when was this? oh goodness.. I just looked it up again, and apparently it’s a bogus story, but I keep seeing it reblogged/retweeted with people laughing. I didn’t get the joke.
Mar 1st
Maybe I’m not seeing the joke, or I’m being sensitive..but what’s the funny part of Tyga being held at gunpoint? 
Mar 1st
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clapsandpraises:  Honestly I love sexting people who know how to sext. And no that is not those of y’all who thinks sending a picture of your dick is all you need to do lmao. ^^^ right!
Mar 1st
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lobo47 replied to your post: lobo47 replied to your post: lobo47 replied to… Lol no idea, but it made me laugh when I typed it… Lmao!
Mar 1st
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vivalaorgasm replied to your post: vivalaorgasm replied to your post: vivalaorgasm… Lol yesssssssss I’ll let you know when I find the place Owwww!! thank ya!
Mar 1st
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yokellyyyyy replied to your post: lobo47 replied to your post: lobo47 replied to… 29.media.tumblr.com/tum… LMFAOOOO Okay so you don’t even know how much I was waiting for this!!! Or one of her leg replacing the Statue of Liberty’s torch. I’m not sick of these shit yet..not at all
Mar 1st
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vivalaorgasm replied to your post: vivalaorgasm replied to your post: So my piercing… Oooooh I want a piercing too! Got my Monroe done at some place in the village. Don’t remember wher exactly I got it done. But I’m gonna attempt to find it within the next week or so OMG CAN WE DO THIS???? *bounces* Let me know if you find the place, I wanna get pierced before my bday (the 16th) or after...
Mar 1st
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lobo47 replied to your post: lobo47 replied to your post: lobo47 replied to… Hahahahahahahaha, she needs a spanking with a mackerel… lmao why is that so funny to me??
Mar 1st
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lobo47 replied to your post: lobo47 replied to your post: So my piercing… Lmao @ “fight her lightly in the face”! I don’t want to actually hurt her lol, just..ugh we’ve been planning this for months!
Mar 1st
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ilove-lyfe replied to your post: So my piercing partner just backed out… Wait….piercing!!?? I want one!!!! Yup yup! It’s BEEN time for me to do it, I just keep finding bs reasons to back out of it lol
Mar 1st
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vivalaorgasm replied to your post: So my piercing partner just backed out… I’d go with you *big ol hug* thank you! I’m still on the hunt for a good place in NY (probably the village)..it just sucks that she backs out NOW. Then again I still have 2 weeks before I go so that’s good
Mar 1st
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lobo47 replied to your post: So my piercing partner just backed out… Lol, I’d go with ya. Thank you Austin! I’m gonna fight her lightly in the face when I see her
Mar 1st
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So my piercing partner just backed out...
Great. GREAT. “I don’t think I can hold your hand, it’s too scary.” heffa I’M THE ONE GETTING PIERCED! That’s fine, that’s fine, screw you guys…I’m going home alone. 
Mar 1st
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eatraylove: “A dress should be tight enough to show you’re a woman but loose enough to show you’re a lady” < Bullshit slut shaming quote I keep seeing quoted around. Major consensus should stop telling women what they wear determines their virtue. I want to wear WHATEVER the fuck I want.
Mar 1st
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fattielovesfashion replied to your post: Going to Friday’s with my sisters ^__^ MISSES YOU!! =( Awww I’m back! Fun was had, good food was eaten. Other things happened *whistles*
Mar 1st
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February 2012
Going to Friday's with my sisters ^__^
Y’all have a pleasant evening!
Feb 29th
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aintasuperhero: nehzoomey: how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
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lobo47 replied to your post: You know what grinds my gears -Shady ladies. *slow clap* LOL silly, thanks homie
Feb 29th
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You know what grinds my gears -Shady ladies.
For the record, men do this shit to other men as well. However, as I am not a man, I can’t speak from that perspective, though it is just as lame.   You know what grinds my gears? Hearing this type of shit from other women. I would never wear ____ but it looks cute on you. I would never pierce/get that tattooed but I guess to each their own. I wouldn’t wear those shoes, but it...
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og-wan-kenobi: “Too many people NEED to feel defined by their gender/sexual preference as opposed to who they really are. I could care less if you call your pussy a dick. At the end of the day, what makes you “YOU” is what I’m interested in.” -the homie CremeSupreme
Feb 29th
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og-wan-kenobi: Where do they make some of these downy soft, extra sensitive Johnson’s baby wash, stay puft marshmellow filled motherfuckers I’m seeing and hearing these days?
Feb 29th
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Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
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Tmi confession.
kindadopish: I can’t fap if no one is on the phone, anymore. Just not the same if someone isn’t listening or watching Lol I can but I know exactly what you mean. So much better that way
Feb 29th
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I have my bonnet on, rods in, shaking my head because I like the way they sound as they click together. I wish I had a hula hoop right now.
Feb 29th
if I had a dick for a day, 80 % of the day would...
kindadopish: lmao
Feb 29th
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heroism: mishathemadhatter: drake is the child you give the unplugged playstation controller when you playing the game. Dude…
Feb 29th
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The Ultimate Workout List  →
gillionaire: Someone liked this link I reblogged a WHILE back. My GOD this is fucking useful. It has everything from kickboxing to Insanity to Turbo Jam to Zumba to Yoga.  EVERYTHING you can possibly ever want is listed.  I guess I don’t have to look anymore XD
Feb 29th
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