Smooth as eggs my G. I cuss a lot, I'm in love with pizza, and I DO not have a tagged/me, it's tagged/Reese. I rep for them fat girls with the fly lipstick and the fat bellies and asses, I stan for them fat boys with the chunky bellies and husky voices. Also, I'm a cat mama, I will reblog cats all day and you gon deal.
Update, yo the cop said the guy reported it as “some drug dealer’s car just sitting in my parking spot.”
a drug dealer’s car. The cop and my mother just cracked the fuck up, and I’m in here speechless. Really bruh?