F*ck bitches, get vodka.

I know somebody who’ll be sleeping at work tomorrow....

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:34:22 -0400

I know somebody who’ll be sleeping at work tomorrow. Nobody’s getting their hair done in the rain. LEMME STAY HOME!

territorialcreep: i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:28:13 -0400

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

lovethyhippie: alltheblacksheep: saya-buttus: tennantbutt: pr...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:25:16 -0400

lovethyhippie:

alltheblacksheep:

saya-buttus:

tennantbutt:

prince-rylie:

wtf-fun-factss:

Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray

WTF FUN FACTS HOME / See MORE TAGGED/ weird FACTS

YOOOOOOO

THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

ITS A COSPLAY MIRACLE

Holy SHIT
(x)

DO WANT

O_O

I wanna draw boobs on people

gothlolita: I’m sorry but you two can’t get the marriage. The Bible said Adam and Eve...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:23:52 -0400

gothlolita:

I’m sorry but you two can’t get the marriage. The Bible said Adam and Eve not Matthew and Ashley. Come back when you’ve legally changed your names.

jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:21:54 -0400

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

The fuck is wrong with you??? You don’t say that! Ever!
Get out.

deeawakening: thefaceof-beau: popitfadatnigga: erotica-noir: tarynel: What’s your weakness? a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:19:37 -0400

deeawakening:

thefaceof-beau:

popitfadatnigga:

erotica-noir:

tarynel:

What’s your weakness?

a strong NY accent

men over 6 ft tall

a pretty smile & a deep voice. mhmmm ..

a beard that connects

dimples, a nice smile

a hairy chest

deep voice speaking one of the more popular romance languages (French, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese)

Yeah..that ^^ *drools*

slimmcharles: Clip

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:17:59 -0400

slimmcharles:

Clip

bijonse: im like “oooohhh summers gonna be so fun” when all imma do is go to the gym then come home...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:13:33 -0400

bijonse:

im like “oooohhh summers gonna be so fun” when all imma do is go to the gym then come home and eat and watch powerpuff girls and the boondocks on netflix and sit on this website

I like your summer plans

lobo47 replied to your photo: I’m working on this week’s physics test, and this… Oh that’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:43:43 -0400

lobo47 replied to your photo: I’m working on this week’s physics test, and this…

Oh that’s just fucking awesome. Sweet!

I knew you’d like that! I really love learning this way man.

Santana ft. Rob Thomas- SmoothBecause yes

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:41:10 -0400

Santana ft. Rob Thomas- Smooth
Because yes

Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics: Hollywood's Best Mistakes, Goofs and Flat-Out Destructions of the Basic Laws of the Universe: Tom Rogers: 9781402210334: Amazon.com: Books

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:17:48 -0400

Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics: Hollywood's Best Mistakes, Goofs and Flat-Out Destructions of the Basic Laws of the Universe: Tom Rogers: 9781402210334: Amazon.com: Books:

The textbook we use in my Physics class, it’s really fun and interesting.

relliusblack replied to your photo: I’m working on this week’s physics test, and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:46:38 -0400

relliusblack replied to your photo: I’m working on this week’s physics test, and this…

greatness

You gotta get a copy of the text book man…it’s even cooler!

geekscoutcookies replied to your post: DIONNE THE WHOLE TEST IS BASED ON STAR WARS! I’m…

ill put it on my purchase list. That class sounds so cool. It reminds me of my English 102 class that was all Buffy season 2

Now that sounds amazing, I’m hoping more of my classes are like this!

DIONNE THE WHOLE TEST IS BASED ON STAR WARS! I’m so excited jazz fingers also last...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:35:26 -0400

DIONNE THE WHOLE TEST IS BASED ON STAR WARS! I’m so excited *jazz fingers* also last week’s test was based on Fight Club..they way it picked apart that movie..wow.
And I forgot to tell you, that text book I posted ovah yonder?? EXCELLENT, please getchu a copy!

geekscoutcookies replied to your photo: I’m working on this week’s physics test, and this… How...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:30:48 -0400

geekscoutcookies replied to your photo: I’m working on this week’s physics test, and this…

How flipping AWESOME is this

*hums The Imperial March cuz how can I not???*

I’m working on this week’s physics test, and this is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:19:33 -0400

I’m working on this week’s physics test, and this is the first page of the notes.
Yes. Yes yes yes.

kindredsmile replied to your post: It’s funny that every time somebody gets called… CHAT...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:54:23 -0400

kindredsmile replied to your post: It’s funny that every time somebody gets called…

CHAT MEH

l’ll be on in like 10 mins promise. I’m going for a walk with le puppeh.

People that say DAT ASS on pictures of chicks with NO ASS piss me off.

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:53:30 -0400

heirofmedusa:

pussymitosis:

monster—zero:

Stop gassin’ up these 2 x 4 broads.

YO

nearlyzero replied to your post: Mentally add the hoodrat claps where applicable as you read this....

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:39:01 -0400

nearlyzero replied to your post: Mentally add the hoodrat claps where applicable as you read this.

Call them out

Ain’t no need to, BELIEVE me, they know who they are.

minddribble replied to your post: Mentally add the hoodrat claps where applicable as you read this.

ummm…is you on gchat? cuz…

*Trina voice* boo I’m hoooommmee, holla when you get on

eligahn replied to your post: Mentally add the hoodrat claps where applicable as you read this.

Them damn screenshots

Always good in a court of “law”. I’ve never had to put a nigga on blast, hope I don’t have to start now.

inmyhead16 replied to your post: Mentally add the hoodrat claps where applicable as you read this.

Lawd hammercy. She finna let the choppa spray!

LMAOOO

geekscoutcookies replied to your post: Mentally add the hoodrat claps where applicable as you read this.

whoo shit

I try to be nice…a lot..a looooot.

necessarilyspeaking replied to your post: Mentally add the hoodrat claps where applicable as you read this.

Man whoooo?

LMAO Kaiiiiiii *points at slightly now crooked halo*

808sandfunfetticakes replied to your post: Mentally add the hoodrat claps where applicable as you read this.

But like.. who needs to catch these hands Reese!

A young nigga who don’t know when to leave well enough alone!

soambitchous replied to your post: Mentally add the hoodrat claps where applicable as you read this.

Yo, I hoodrat clapped so frequently. Love it.

LMFAO I was clapping when I was on the phone…My boss was so confused.

It’s funny that every time somebody gets called out for disrespectful, flagrant behavior, a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:33:41 -0400

It’s funny that every time somebody gets called out for disrespectful, flagrant behavior, a bunch of caped super thugs wanna come out the woodwork to save them.
Nah. I didn’t put nobody on blast, I haven’t posted the screenshots nor the URL of the person…but yet I’m being messy?
The only person who should be mad/upset right now, is the fuckboy who’s responsible for all this in the first place. I’m tired of being quiet about fucked up shit that happens, just so nobody will “come for me”. I haven’t said shit around these tumblr streets..but yet I’m the bad guy? I’ll be that.
Don’t make subliminal posts, say my name.

Mentally add the hoodrat claps where applicable as you read this.

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:38:45 -0400

Yo on everything?
Don’t try to be an inbox pimp. How the fuck you putting the same UNWANTED (cuz ya ass been told repeatedly that WE ain’t interested boy) messages in multiple inboxes? How the fuck you tryna kick the most wack of game to both of us using the same fucking lines? Bitch you been spotted, I got screenshots, and she got screenshots. Did you think it wise to holla at me AND my ride or die bitch? Do you think we ain’t aware of how SOME of you tumblr niggas move about?
You think we don’t share, compare, side eye and discuss then viciously laugh at your monkey ass?

You got a lot of fucking nerve b. A lot. You need to work on your jump shot mufucka, that’s why you constantly being benched.
I’m getting real fucking tired of being nice to you and all those like you. So do yourself a favor… If you don’t wanna end up on blast? Never type my URL again, don’t even fucking think about stepping foot in my inbox unless you got an apology for me, and her.

And you know who the fuck you are, don’t make me put them screenshots out there. Please believe it’s not a problem nigga.
You got me fucked up.